


I was not even a little surprised to see people using the sanitizer right after the movie as they were walking back to their cars. Why? Because people are filthy disgusting degenerates who don’t wash their hands often enough. You see, the film is about a plague that goes rampant across the world and kills millions. Having seen the movie I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt it’s the perfect item. The swag geniuses of Contagion saw the possibilities and swung for the fences: a bottle of hand sanitizer. Others will give you posters that will gather dust in the basement because you will “eventually want to decorate thew playroom.” Some movies will give you crap like sunglasses you will never wear. This is quite possibly the best piece of movie swag I have ever gotten.
